Having a bad day, just lost that presentation that you've been working on for three days, just got the window that says " Your PC is having a mid life crisis, would you like to report this to Microsoft"?

What you need is the Computer Doctors "Computer Anti-Stress Kit".

It's small, about the size of a mousemat and sits on your desk next to your keyboard where your mousemat usually goes. Its hard top and foam bottom allows just the right amount of cushioning so that you don't hurt yourself, but just the right amount of feedback through the forehead to let your brain know that you've had enough.

Conveniently printed in the centre of the Anti-stress Kit is a roundel with the words "Hit your Head Here" just in case you mistook it for say... a mousemat.

We have tested the Anti-Stress kit on a number of our engineers and none had any more fits, blackouts or delusions of grandeur than they had before and all said that they felt deliriously happy and at peace with the world after 60 or 70 good hard bangs.

So now's your chance to obtain our Anti-Stress Kit for absolutely Zilch. We are starting clinical trials in our local area before we approach SmithKline Beecham for International distribution. To take part just fill in the form below and your FREE Anti-Stress Kit will wing it way to you.